This morning the dog didn’t bite me

Saturday

This morning the dog did not bite me. But yesterday he did. Ned the nipper came into the hallway and bit my leg. I was shocked. Clearly the little rascal has issues. With me. It didn’t so much hurt, rather it shocked. He didn’t penetrate through my trousers, but he did raise a bleeding bruise just below my knee. I escaped back into the bedroom and hid under the bed.

In the early afternoon (still yesterday) we set off for the emergency clinic. J tells me that the only thing more toxic than a dog bite is a cat bite.

Some hours later, after we had been triaged, a doctor came in and went out. He told us to stay put.

Some hours later a nurse came in and gave me tetanus jab. Seems the dog didn’t need a jab.

After we got home Ned, the nipper, bit me again. Not sure exactly when as time has become a bit of a slow-moving blur.  I guess I am lucky because I already had the tetanus booster.

Tomorrow I will stay under the bed, and the little nipper won’t find me. If he does I am in deep lumber because getting out from under the bed requires a front-end loader and a sledge.

J wants me to stop with all the peripheral detail and do some proper travel writing.